Eternal Lord's first band meeting:
Singer: "First order of business! What should we sound like? Ideas?"
Guitar: "Well, metalcore sells records, right?"
Singer: " I suppose it does, yes. So what would that entail?"
Bass: "Yeah, lots of breakdowns!"
Drums: " I can trigger my drums to go right with the guitars! For the breakdowns!"
Singer: "But guys, I can't do "good cop". What about death cop/black metal cop?"
Guitar: " Yeah, ok. We don't want to sound TOO much like Killswitch Engage."
Bass: "Only during the sissy parts"
2nd Guitar: "Dudes! What about riffs?"
Singer: "What about riffs?"
Guitar: "No riffs! Remember what Lars said in Some Kind of Monster? We don't want it to sound dated."
2nd Guitar: "He was talking about solos."
Singer and guitar: "Shut up! You're expendible."
Singer: "So, let's get this straight. Breakdowns, breakdowns, breakdowns. No riffs. Some KsE sissy parts. You're drums just follow the guitar. Bad cop/worse cop vokills. OH! What should I sing about?"
Drums: "Will we be able to understand you?"
Singer: "Probably not"
Guitar: "Who cares then? As long as it sounds br00tal!"
Singer: "Let's fuckin' do this shit!"
Dugga-da-da-da-dunn-dunn dun-dun-dun dugga-da-da-da-dunn-dunn duh-dunn.........